hot teacher?.

so basically bear in mind that this is about my hot substitute teacher,
now i've really wanted to tell her how i've felt for a long time.

and here was my chance, it was after lunch i got called down to the office, it was there that i ran into mrs. bearet, she was just sitting there still enjoying her lunch so i figured id sit down, eventually we broke into casual conversation, i asked what she was eating for lunch, she said salmon with berries, evidentaly she hand catches & picks her food or so she says.

so there i went i spilled out all of my feelings, she turned and laughed... i was curious considering her laugh sounded deep and burly. and then fucking BOOM!!!! her skin tore off as to my where abouts she was no longer the sweet 5"4 teacher i longed for, but only to my surprise she was a giant fucking kodiak bear!.

at this point i was a little confused only until she took her first swing at me, then i realized i needed to get the hell out of there, so i ran into a crazed sprint out of the room flying down the hall way after me was mrs. bearet, by time i had reached the front door several of my fellow students had already been torn limb from limb, but i could see it in those tiny black eyes that she was after me. so i continued my sprint over to the pre-kindergarden next door. i thought i had been safe until mrs. bearet slammed through the wall crushing and eating sleeping 4 year olds. so what better to do then continue my escape.

finally i had made it out side as she was hot on my ass i climbed the jungle jim, as i was at the top i grabbed one of the loose rusty bars only to jam it right in mrs. bearet's forehead. thus ending are relationship to be.. better yet being eaten.